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By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 204
You deserved it 216 025

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Dearknon 4

I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

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Top comments

OhTyler 0

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

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cyaneyedangel 2

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

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Comments

jedwards09 0

YDI. this isn't even an FML because it's your own ******* fault

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flzxoxo 0

how could u cheat on u'r gf like that?!!

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BeyondDespair 0

LOL you're life is ******? How about your girlfriends. Your fault bitch.

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pink_bambi 0

haha u deserve it and so will my ex when his new gf gets the same ******* news in a few weeks man guys are dumb as shit

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Nirah_fml 18

If that's implying that you're sleeping with your ex when you know he has a girlfriend, then you're just as bad. So **** you too!

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SquaresviL7e 0

Agree with 313. pink_bambi, consider changing your handle to "black_kettle."

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Angel1000168 16

Just taking a guess, but maybe pink_bambi is suggesting that her ex is a cheating bastard who is no doubt cheating on his current GF...?

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crystalponds 11

So which one did you go home with? 

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Blairb91 1

Wow, you def deserved that. I hope the girlfriend believed the ex in this case.

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pinkrangerx3 0

wow ydi for being a hoe

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