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By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 204
You deserved it 216 025

Dearknon tells us more.

Dearknon 4

I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

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Top comments

OhTyler 0

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

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cyaneyedangel 2

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

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Comments

bree_mayne 0

YDI for being a **** wit you really are a waste of oxygen

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kroms001_fml 0

also takes a deep breath of oxygen... I don't want to die!!!!!!

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Texast 0

your an ass. you deserve it for cheating.

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Texast 0

you thought it was a funny situation. you don't deserve any girl. and your gf is stupid for staying with you.

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dez55 0

Cheaters are as low as you can go

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cbr600_fml 0

really so ur saying that being a cheater is lower thn being a x-convict

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NessyMonster 2

You're actually expect people to feel sorry for you? You got what you deserved. Cheaters are nothing but low down worthless pieces of shit.

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babyEgirl 0

eff your life??? no, no hunny. eff your girlfriend's life. you deserved it you cheating bastard.

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rwctkd95 0

dang bro. clubs will get cha.

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Dearknon 4

lol @ all the stupid emo bitches on here. Look, just because most men wont touch you with a 10 foot pole doesn't mean some of us don't deserve to get some good pussy. Q: Why is it when a guy has sex with a bunch of women he is a stud, but when girl does it she is a ****? A: When a key opens a bunch of locks it is a master key. When a bunch of keys open the same lock it is just a loose lock

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palmtrees 1

Well, it's obvious that you're bitter about never being able to get a girl to come anywhere near you, much less into bed with you, but that's no reason to be ridiculous. Helpful tip: try not being an ass.

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kroms001_fml 0

211 amen to that! although I would tap all the girls on here... well, most of them anyhow.

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hey_its_me 0

Actually, it's because of the mindset of both genders. Women look at other women who sleep around as *****. Men look at other men who sleep around as gods. I'm pretty sure that women think men who sleep around are *****, and men think that women who sleep around are *****. Each gender is just more conscious of the negative views of their same-sex peers. If a girl has slept with a lot of guys, other girls think she's a ****. If a guy is a virgin or has slept with very few people, he's a loser.

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Blazikengirl 4

A key's sole purpose is to open a lock. A lock is made to secure things, bar entry and guard numerous possessions. A key is made to open a lock. The moral of the story is don't cheat douchebag. Whether you're a boy or a girl.

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