Intimacy: Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend... - FML

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By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML

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You deserved it 216 025

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Dearknon 4

Friday 2 July 2010 23:12

I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

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OhTyler 0

Friday 2 July 2010 19:04

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

cyaneyedangel 2

Friday 2 July 2010 19:06

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

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dsegui4 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 0:31

well thats ur own fault for cheating!!

yourkiddingright_fml 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 0:44

Good for her for warning your new girlfriend what a sleazeball piece of ******* garbage you are!!!

Grrrr82 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 0:47

As a retired manhoe I can tell you, you only got one move when this happens. Try for the threesome "well we are all adults here no reason we can't have some fun now that we all know what's going on" Like a 1% chance of working but at that point you got nothing left to loose anyway, mind as well make things worse.

DontbeAkumquat 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 0:48

That's what you get. Twat

JokeMeister 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 0:48

DAMN, you're dumb.

claytonedberg 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 0:49

dumbass

dave3 3

Saturday 3 July 2010 0:53

u so deserve what's about to happen lol

MischiefManaged 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 0:53

YDI for being a cheater.

kirby1964 20

Saturday 3 July 2010 0:54

always keep a spare

mad_molly 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 1:00

Haha your ex is awesome.

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