Transportation: Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped...

By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 21:26 - United Kingdom

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

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By carson28 - 17/12/2010 02:23 - United States

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

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You OK dude?

By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I walked out to the parking lot and caught a homeless man laying a fat steamer on the hood of my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML

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By WamBamSam - 21/11/2012 09:54 - United Kingdom - Kidderminster

Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML

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By Jessy - 14/10/2011 11:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 09:04 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, after cricket training, the homeless man that lives in the drain next to the nets threw a beer bottle full of piss at me for rejecting him for a date last week. I ducked; it sailed through my car’s open window and smashed all over the seats. FML

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By jackpot - 09/05/2011 01:53 - Venezuela

Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML

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By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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By ugh - 14/06/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, wearing nothing offensive, minding my own business, when a car drove past and threw something that hit me really hard in the back of my head. It was a Bible. FML

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crumsnatcha 4

Friday 9 October 2009 2:00

At least you weren't riding a motorcycle.

MoonyIce 0

Friday 9 October 2009 1:55

Aaaand that. That there is one of the funniest things I've read all damn day. Thank you.

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tmanapoo 0

Friday 9 October 2009 3:34

get out of your car and shove that shit so far up his ass he will taste it for a week

tinkchic4life 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 0:29

hahahahahahhahaa. i almost died laughing reading your comment

tmanapoo 0

Friday 9 October 2009 3:37

Wow that sucks.

sc27 0

Friday 9 October 2009 3:37

Never trust hobos

bre_zip_it_up13 11

Friday 9 October 2009 3:41

praise the lord

invalid_name94 0

Friday 9 October 2009 3:44

Hahaha! Old people are awesome!!! XD

ishh_fml 0

Friday 9 October 2009 4:02

rawr. that sucks. D:

anonymous122 0

Friday 9 October 2009 4:15

that is he funniest thing I have heard in a long time

Dubstep_fml 1

Friday 9 October 2009 4:21

hobos, you gotta love em

heaven_help_us17 0

Friday 9 October 2009 4:24

hahahaha, sucks for u, but this funny shit. (no pun intended) and praise the lord'? WTF!? fyl

bskballa92 0

Friday 9 October 2009 4:36

Shitty day huh?

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