By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 21:26 - United Kingdom

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML
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crumsnatcha 4

At least you weren't riding a motorcycle.

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MoonyIce 0

Aaaand that. That there is one of the funniest things I've read all damn day. Thank you.

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lil_miss_shorty 2

Normally I would go into a rant about how the Evangelicals give the rest of us Christians a bad rep... but this is just too funny :D

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SpaztastiC4 0

well, atleast you could now see how effective your wiper blades are!

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Raheemdplayer 7

I said this shit, is bananas B A N A N A S

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blastvortex 3

Well, that stinks (pun intended). It'll probably be worse when you realize where the hobo's bag of shit probably came from. ... *waits for it* Yuck... [edit] For all the religious or anti-religious people out there, there's nothing to say this was religiously based at all. The fact that the guy yelled, "Praise the Lord!" means nothing. Anybody can say that, and they don't have to believe in something for it to matter. He could've been an atheist for all intents and purposes. Troll fail...

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Ross_H 0

LoooL this is probably the funniest thing I'll read all weekend!

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Mulada 0

Is there an award for most ****** up FML? You'd probably win it or at least be a nominee.

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