By yuuupyup - 18/04/2012 00:55 - United States - Somerset

Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML
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Nutty4Muffs 3

He didn't even lock the door on his way out? What an asshole.

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tomtato 10

Did you leave the cookies out, maybe it was santa?

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eddeeezzyy 19

I'm not a racist...but how do you know that an Asian has broken into your house? Your homework is complete, and your cats gone. Lol

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GoW_Chick 14

I'm not mean but... How do you know when an idiot post on Fml? Just look up!

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MissEmma_fml 22

And how did you come to the conclusion that the burglar is Asian?

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kittenvks 11

Generally, if you have to start out something with things like: "I'm not racist but..." "no offense or anything but..." "I'm not against (...) but..." Etc., you really shouldn't complete the sentence. Odds are it is racist, offensive, or whatever.

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scruffy_janitor5 1

Always look on the bright side.

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LunaDragon 10

15/25/38 I'm guessing it was your abilities to write a decent comment that got stolen. -.- Smh.

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whennotlooking 0

51 yours is worse stop acting higher than others

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esines 9

Man that was a shitty string of comments

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kattylizbeth 19

Hey, good question. To the rest: innocent question, moronic replies. Go ahead and call me out on "acting better than others". I don't care; my haters are my motivators.(;

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fuckmebutdontfml 16

I bet your key is not the only thing missing now. He was probably "just leaving" when you got home, right?

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GoW_Chick 14

silly me! I had thought all robbers were selfish. Next time be sure and have an attack puma, no one will ever break in again! :)

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kittenvks 11

It sucks that you got your stuff stolen OP, but look on the bright side! Now you don't have to break in your door... Yeah that doesn't work here...FYL

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vocaloidtiger 12

OP - Thanks, Mr. Robber, I would've never been able to get into my house without your help!!

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iseyixes 18

Why on earth is your house key not on the same keychain as your car keys? Hope you had insurance that protects you in the event of break-ins.

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micahsmommy 13

OP lent it to the burglar. Those pick pockets are sneaky.

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kittenvks 11

Not to mention the price the burglar would have had to pay for a good lock pick set!! OP is very very considerate to just give him the key!

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Driving back from the graveyard shift, I see? Your girlfriend probably came back to steal your shit while you were at work.

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