Miscellaneous: Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key....

By yuuupyup - 18/04/2012 00:55 - United States - Somerset

Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML

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By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2014 08:58 - Belgium

Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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By losing the plot - 08/04/2015 19:36 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML

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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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By Matthew - 27/11/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2021 09:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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Nutty4Muffs 3

Wednesday 18 April 2012 8:51

He didn't even lock the door on his way out? What an asshole.

tomtato 10

Wednesday 18 April 2012 8:58

Did you leave the cookies out, maybe it was santa?

Comments

Trisha_aus 15

Wednesday 18 April 2012 16:19

But hey at least the bloke didn't take your daughter's my little pony collection!

wlddog 14

Wednesday 18 April 2012 21:16

Hope they didn't break your IKEA furniture.

polkadot3155 6

Wednesday 18 April 2012 23:42

How convenient!

IbizaNightclub 3

Thursday 19 April 2012 7:51

Sorry about that... You want your flat screen back?

greengremlyn28 7

Wednesday 25 July 2012 3:49

Isn't your house key on the same key chain as your car keys?

skychu 18

Wednesday 30 April 2014 0:08

Maybe you didn't forget your key, maybe the burglar took it

Stryker_13 19

Saturday 8 November 2014 10:55

You need to get some security if a burglar was able to get into your house in that short of a time span! Maybe you should put your keys on the same key ring...