Transportation: Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me....

By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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By Karaline45 - 15/12/2018 05:00

Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML

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By Bambi - 12/08/2009 06:49 - United States

Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML

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By Username - 15/05/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

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By hatecolin - 10/09/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML

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By dating a big bag of dicks - 13/05/2014 21:02 - United States

Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2015 12:45

Today, I was heading home after getting off work at 5 in the morning, when a deer slid out in front of my car. Not jumped. Slid. Thanks, winter. FML

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Bad timing

By J…… - 12/05/2020 17:00

Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML

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Bastard Bambi busts bumper

By SugarCoat - 08/06/2017 18:00

Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 11 March 2011 9:05

Oh deer.

Avalanches 9

Friday 11 March 2011 9:09

That's why you teach it the error of its ways by mowing down its family.

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awardZu 0

Friday 11 March 2011 14:12

Shouldn't have slowed down, OP. If you had sped up, the deer would have tripped and fell into the next car, and you wouldn't be out the bill to the auto body shop.

mitchem 3

Friday 11 March 2011 14:50

I would agree if he didn't misspell Bambi

vacantcanvas 0

Friday 11 March 2011 14:53

deer are such shit animals

cmor 0

Friday 11 March 2011 16:07

The same exact thing happened to me a few weeks ago. I have a 2010 mustang!

dchswr85 6

Friday 11 March 2011 16:17

hahahahahahahahaha!

pancakerocks 1

Friday 11 March 2011 17:02

its also nice if you cook it like breakfast sausage with a little egg

360XBOXFTW 0

Friday 11 March 2011 17:17

I heard they taste good raw too

zackbejammin 0

Friday 11 March 2011 17:19

lol? haha

Sway619 0

Friday 11 March 2011 17:52

hahaha so u didnt hit the deer, the deer literally hit u.... lol, classic!

styphon 5

Friday 11 March 2011 18:11

did you get venison out of it? in my town when someone hits a deer, there will be someone coming by to ask if they can it home for meat. also I love venison. venison steal, venison burgers, venison spiedies, venison stew