Transportation: Today, while driving my car near a farm, I hit a man on the side...

By questionmark707 - 12/04/2012 23:53 - United States - Fullerton

Today, while driving my car near a farm, I hit a man on the side of the road. I started freaking out and got out of the car to help him. It was then that I found out that I'd hit a scarecrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

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By hatecolin - 10/09/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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jumpshot32 11

Friday 13 April 2012 8:46

Use your brain next time! You're fortunate enough to have one, unlike Mr. Scarecrow

ninjadinos 14

Friday 13 April 2012 8:47

Hey hey hey, scarecrows are important too! Didn't you learn anything from The Wizard of Oz? He may not have a brain but he has feelings, you know. :|

Comments

xlLuCkYChArMIx 0

Friday 13 April 2012 20:07

God's way of telling you to slow the hell down, pay attention, and watch out for those darn scarecrows!

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 13 April 2012 21:22

Murderer.

jobart_fml 5

Friday 13 April 2012 21:28

I remember what happened last summer!!!...

vaughant 5

Friday 13 April 2012 22:20

Hahahahaha! That's hilarious! I love this FML! Haha

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 13 April 2012 23:27

Favorited! OMG I laughed so hard I choked on a Jelly Bean! If this was on the side of the road, why the heck was a scarecrow there? They belong in fields...but at least you stopped to investigate. A lot of people would freak out and just keep going, hoping they wouldn't get caught. At least it was a scarecrow and not a person. Still, it wasn't moving (I presume), so how did you manage to hit it? Too many unanswered questions here, like why was it on the side of the road and how did you not see it if it wasn't moving?

msanch_4 5

Saturday 14 April 2012 0:10

Are you a blond?

Axipiter 24

Saturday 14 April 2012 0:17

*There're or There are. Holy speling und grammer mistakes Catman.

clokwrkpig 6

Saturday 14 April 2012 1:13

I'm guessing you were driving badly to not notice a person shape on the side of the road, then hit it. But I'm very pleased for you (and your 'victim') that you got a second chance!