By Mikimiks93 - 02/07/2010 15:05 - South Africa

Today, while driving on a totally deserted, long, straight road in the middle of the bush, I sneezed and drove right into a pole on the side of the road. It was the only pole for over 50 km. FML
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NorcalOunce 0

you're not very experienced, or just straight up unlucky :P

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kaykay_322 0

you...sneezed? I sneeze when I'm driving but it doesn't make me wreck. sux op :/

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fortunefades 3

Pwn'd by da pole

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fadingaway 17

Sies. Jy verdien dit nie. Donderse paal in die middel van nerens. -_-

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HazyVortex 0

uhh fail bro hope the damage wasnt too bad

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cloud_strife_ 0

At least OP wasn't texting while simultaneously eating a watermelon...

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perdix 29

You found pole in the middle of the bush? You are in South Africa, the home of Caster Zemenya, where finding an unexpected pole in the middle of the bush is not unheard of ;)

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ArtIsResistance7 1

I shed a tear from each eye laughing at that one.

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fadingaway 17

@perdix, it's actually Semenya, not Zemenya. @jollygymsocks, she's not British, she's South African. And we use kilometers, not ''Kilimeters''. Learn to spell before you insult people over what measuring system they use. You're 12. You shouldn't even be on FML.

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justin_brdfrd 0

at least you are alive

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