Intimacy: Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:21 - Canada

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

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You deserved it 6 164

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Same thing different taste

By XxMe123xx - 19/08/2010 00:51 - France

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 563

You deserved it 10 954

Oooooh yeah

By omgwtf - 01/06/2019 04:00

Today, I found out my girlfriend had changed my ringtone to some woman moaning with pleasure continuously. I found this out in the middle of a job interview when she rang me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 894

You deserved it 579

Just a prank, bro

By iscreamforicecream - 01/06/2011 11:53 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 455

You deserved it 5 751

By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 633

You deserved it 4 984

By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 586

You deserved it 47 217

By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

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You deserved it 5 563

By 504-A1 - 11/05/2012 22:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 513

You deserved it 10 414

By donkeyd - 05/02/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 888

You deserved it 2 482

Grammy award winner

By blow away - 28/07/2014 04:36 - United States - Middletown

Today, my husband played a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at the dinner table. To make matters worse, it was a compilation of different noises from over a long period of time. My family was horrified and my husband seemed proud of himself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 364

You deserved it 4 573

By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 05:23 - United States

Today, while looking through the camera my boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML

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You deserved it 67 128

ulicki 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 11:42

haha, dad must of loved to hear that.

Jessie86 3

Saturday 13 November 2010 11:44

Gotta love technology this day and age!

Comments

funzcpl 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 12:20

well at least nobody else has this ringtone. right? RIGHT?

zombiedroogie138 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 12:41

I downloaded it already!

jasonhallenbake1 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 4:50

newer tooooo

gusgus36 5

Saturday 13 November 2010 12:24

I have definitely heard this story before...

KVloveBC 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 13:14

me too!

smurf1 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 18:24

I know!

cwl727 32

Tuesday 15 April 2014 22:50

I think that this was a previous FML

RunawayPanda 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 12:28

true^^

fullmetalshrimp 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 12:29

Well, that's unfortunate. I wonder what your parents had to say about that.

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 12:29

I can imagine the looks of surprise, recognition, embarrasment and condemnation going around the table. Awesome!

funzcpl 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 13:16

I know! what do you say after that? "could you please pass the ******, I mean dinner rolls?"

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 13 November 2010 15:47

Haha, well who doesn't love dinner rolls?

unique_mamii 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 12:35

FAKE, I've read this exact FML a while ago. lol.

zombiedroogie138 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 12:43

haha! put em on blast!!!

MrSassypants 33

Saturday 13 November 2010 12:45

yeah but a lot of things might happen the same to other people. Like if you go on a city bus, which plenty of stories are like this, there's bound to be someone disgusting sitting next to you at one point but you still them don't you. :)