Intimacy: Today, while enjoying a truly epic move from my wife in the hotel...

By Anonymous - 20/09/2015 13:24 - United States

Today, while enjoying a truly epic move from my wife in the hotel shower, I managed to accidentally pull the "grab bar" from the wall and clock her in the side of the head. Three stitches at the Urgent Care later, she's explaining to the entire waiting room how it happened. FML

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By Hotdamn - 21/03/2016 04:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2012 20:54 - Czech Republic - Ceska

Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML

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By LaLa - 20/09/2019 22:00

Today, I was fooling around with my partner after his shower. He moved my hands up to push me against the wall. Instead of hitting the wall, my hands hit the shower rod. It fell on my face and I got a bloody nose. FML

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Smooth shower moves

By Anonymous - 29/06/2023 11:00

Today, my wife tried to join me in the shower to be sexy, only I was shampooing so when I turned round and felt someone in the shower with me, I panicked and we both fell and got stuck in the bottom of the bath. Our kids had to come and help, because my wife had a broken arm and we couldn’t move. FML

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Skittish

By bronzemedal97 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML

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By michelle91 - 02/12/2009 11:36 - Malaysia

Today, while stepping out of the shower, I slipped and cut my head. I went to the hospital, got 8 stitches and was tested for head trauma. After hours of ignoring my calls and texts, my girlfriend finally responded, very angrily. Why? Today is her birthday, and I "selfishly made it about me." FML

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Skittish and wet

By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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Coming through

By Anonymous - 09/08/2023 18:00

Today, I was cleaning wax out my ears when my wife came barrelling into the bathroom, desperate to pee. The door slammed right into the side of my head and the cotton swab I was using was pushed all the way in and ruptured my eardrum. FML

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WordBea 23

Sunday 20 September 2015 19:12

More like FHL. You got action but she got 3 stitches :(

Jeremiah722 19

Sunday 20 September 2015 19:12

Got a little too excited there

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 20 September 2015 19:27

Better luck next time OP

Thundaar25 11

Sunday 20 September 2015 19:37

Now that is a good wife!

SK8WITME 19

Sunday 20 September 2015 19:41

well her anger is justified. THREE DAMN STITCHES

trellz17 19

Sunday 20 September 2015 20:59

It didn't say she was angry.

SK8WITME 19

Sunday 20 September 2015 22:23

gimme a break, I was and still am a bit drunk, shit

khorstmye 15

Sunday 20 September 2015 19:43

Did you both get a little head?

lexiieeex3 32

Sunday 20 September 2015 19:43

Well it'll be one hell of a story to tell the kids.

Killz268 18

Sunday 20 September 2015 20:20

"while your mom and I were in the shower bangin, I accidentally punched her in the head!" yeah, totally tell that to the kids...

lexiieeex3 32

Monday 21 September 2015 8:32

Sarcasm 25...

tranced_ 45

Sunday 20 September 2015 19:58

and you just explained it to us.. isn't it the same thing?

hardcorefan16 22

Sunday 20 September 2015 20:12

That's what you get for clocking her in the back of her head.

matt1981m 2

Sunday 20 September 2015 20:12

it isn't a FML unless she is pissed... then tell her it is a badge of honor, and make the hotel pay for the bills. You don't have to sue for millions, but they should pick up the tab for the hotel stay, medical bills, and the apology dinner and flowers you buy your wife before she lets you try to "make" it up to her...