By maxhhh - 16/11/2013 06:19 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, while feeling sick, I decided to go to a furniture store to sit down for a few minutes. I'm now the proud owner of an expensive, vomit-stained recliner. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 833
You deserved it 45 790

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OP here, just a bit of background to the story: I've had a sore throat for a few days, and I'm actually in the market for a recliner so I thought, "I'm not gonna let a sore throat hold me back from getting out!" As I was sitting down and feeling the chairs, I felt an overwhelming dizziness and nausea, and before I knew it, I puked all over myself and the seat of the recliner. Turns out I have a stomach bug now. FML x2... I am getting it cleaned though, so it should be good as new! I enjoyed the comments; Thanks a lot guys!!! :)

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Not sure why you'd go to a furniture store if you were feeling sick?

why would you go to a place that anyway if you were sick? you wreck it you pay for it. next time id find a seat outside or go to the toilets .

Freaking idiot. If you feel nauseous enough that you need to sit, you sit on the ground before sitting on something you don't own and is not public property. I'm really sorry that you were sick (I, personally, do not deal well with being physically ill). But you completely deserved this FML for making such a bad call.

Its people like this that really bother me because when they are sick and go out that's how illness gets spread. I've had people sneeze on their bills right in front of me then hand them to me, if you're sick be considerate of others who don't want to be sick.

CrazyGirlfriend 21

as a guy above stated. maybe op was feeling fine before hand and it just hit him all of a sudden. Going into the furniture store wasnt a good decision and he should have explained it to the employees at least to see if they could help. getting randomly sick happens to people from time to time.

nikenico14 12

Its ur fault for going into a furniture store while feeling sick lol

RenoTheRhino 30

It's called a bench OP. You probably see them every once in a while.

Why would you go somewhere when you are sick? And don't you have a chair or a bed at your own house?

Not your best decision ever OP. Maybe sit on something that can be easily cleaned next time, like a park bench or something. Or, you know, just stay at home. Or if you were out when you started to feel sick, just admit it to yourself and get your arse home as soon as you can. Anyway, you deserve this one OP, hope the chair is comfortable.

well you don't think much except doing anything to make yourself feel better when you're feeling sick. Although, the washroom of a fast food restaurant would've been a better choice.