By Anonymous - 15/09/2017 06:00

Spicy
Today, while fingering my girlfriend in the dark, I tried to be sexy and licked my fingers. After we turned the lights back on, we realized that her period had come early. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Now that you’ve gotten over that hurdle, you’re halfway to eating placenta. There’s a newly single girl who’s into that.

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mt21mt 15

So what? If you trust her and know her enough to know she isn't HIV+ and doesn't have Hep C, a little blood won't hurt you. Have you ever eaten a rare steak? You are more likely to get sick from that.

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Elisabetha Aarron 18

You realised that only after the lights came on? Are your tastebuds ok? Maybe get them checked if it took you till the lights came on to release this

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