By Anonymous - 15/09/2017 06:00

Spicy
Today, while fingering my girlfriend in the dark, I tried to be sexy and licked my fingers. After we turned the lights back on, we realized that her period had come early. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Now that you’ve gotten over that hurdle, you’re halfway to eating placenta. There’s a newly single girl who’s into that.

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mt21mt 15

So what? If you trust her and know her enough to know she isn't HIV+ and doesn't have Hep C, a little blood won't hurt you. Have you ever eaten a rare steak? You are more likely to get sick from that.

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kujiens101 24

Always smell before you lick. Rookie mistake.

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Olivigrace23 4

If that's an FML then maybe you should finger guys from now on

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Talented73 54

Once you get past the smell, you've got it licked.

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empbob 20

Or maybe you need to cut your fingernails...

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GhostFox 33

The girl would have felt it if his nails cut her enough to cause that much blood. It's not like menstruation is just a little bit of blood- it's a fairly large amount even for people with light periods.

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hira209 2

If she had hiv he'd been ????

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Hillyard 10

Nope, that doesn't qualify you for Red Wings.

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