Intimacy: Today, while getting pretty intimate with my newlywed wife in...

By Anonymous - 29/08/2012 21:37 - United States

Today, while getting pretty intimate with my newlywed wife in the car, a cop turned his lights on. As he was walking up, I was trying to get my pants back on but they wouldn't fit over my knees. The cop just laughed and walked away. Turns out my wife had my pants on and I was trying to put hers on. FML

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By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

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By loveade11 - 12/01/2010 19:28 - France

Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

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Kinda sus

By kmf - 10/08/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML

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By just_a_bit_akwRd - 04/08/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML

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By anonymous - 03/06/2013 04:41 - United States - Banner Elk

Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 30/11/2020 20:04

Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By fuck my arse - 08/08/2013 22:15 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my husband and I were fooling around, and things got heated. In the heat of things, I told him to tear my panties off. He took it literally and yanked at them with all his might. It's been two hours and I still can't walk straight. FML

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By limecat - 06/10/2009 07:12 - United States

Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking how my night was going. He then said, "You know I can't let you do this. Know those new jeans you bought? The sticker is still on the leg" and drove off. FML

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Night on the tiles

By Anonymous - 07/04/2022 18:00

Today, my wife got drunk and stopped for a pee against the wheel of a parked police car, with three coppers and a dog inside it. FML

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Kriyptic 8

Thursday 30 August 2012 8:45

At least the cop walked away and you didn't get arrested. Congrats on getting married though OP. Hopefully you have a great marriage.

Sunkissedgal 6

Thursday 30 August 2012 9:00

Now I see who wears the pants in the relationship.

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Alchemax96 1

Thursday 30 August 2012 9:01

Yea...sure "wife"

xXUND3ADcityXx 0

Thursday 30 August 2012 10:12

What??

howdeedoo 22

Thursday 30 August 2012 16:22

11-Yes, she was his wife.

rivaraven 35

Thursday 30 August 2012 17:07

And why exactly would you think that she wasn't his wife?

tournamentdecide 33

Wednesday 16 April 2014 4:25

This confuses me.. why isn't she his wife..?

annie_nk 22

Thursday 30 August 2012 9:11

Good thing it was a cop with a sense of humor.

Llama_Face89 33

Thursday 30 August 2012 9:39

I'd hate to have someone laugh at me while my pants are at my knees...pretty emasculating...

erikshiz 5

Thursday 30 August 2012 9:44

pretty cool cop. i want him in my city!

xNiiiiiCKx 4

Thursday 30 August 2012 9:51

This is an FML? you didnt even get in trouble!

Kallian_fml 21

Thursday 30 August 2012 9:56

At least you weren't trying to wear your sweater as pants... That was incredibly awkward...

itwouldbetoday 2

Thursday 30 August 2012 9:57

Classic (: that is just to adorable

VaGino432 0

Thursday 30 August 2012 10:12

Once the cops in the picture you're screwed anyways, No pun intended Might as well finish up,

perdix 29

Thursday 30 August 2012 10:14

Cops don't usually tolerate guys who are too big for their britches. I guess he made an exception because they really were your bitch's britches.

AholeCop 11

Thursday 30 August 2012 15:30

The wife probably looked like Bruce Banner wearing Hulk's shorts.

skittlesmeep 4

Thursday 30 August 2012 10:26

Were they hot pants? xD

gc327072 30

Thursday 30 August 2012 16:56

Well then I guess OP was *lowers glasses* in the hot seat. YYEEAAHHHH!!

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