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Dang, better luck next time( :
Look on the bright side, at least you weren't raped twice...
maybe (s)he was gang banged. ( :
Way to put things in perspective
is that what your into cutie ;)
hahaha well put
you should dress like a hobo(:
I'd shag a hobo
Today, I mugged the same guy the second time. He didn't have any money on him. FML
same guy for the second time*
Your sentence structure could use some work as well.
on the third try u might escape :)
like for real, real??//?? if soooooo,,,awww love, thats a real bad ******* day!! hugs:)
Today, while walking home from my night shift; I saw a guy get mugged. Later that evening on my way back to work I saw the same guy get mugged again. I pointed and laughed.
Getting mugged once: tragic. Getting mugged twice: hilarious. Seriously though, FYL dude.
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what was there left to mug the 2nd time?
Look on the bright side, at least you weren't raped twice...