By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 605
You deserved it 3 719

Same thing different taste

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Look on the bright side, at least you weren't raped twice...

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Today, I mugged the same guy the second time. He didn't have any money on him. FML

SirEBC 7

You may want to consider. Learning how to properly begin and end a sentence.

Your sentence structure could use some work as well.

SirEBC 7
Garytt 0

go to work naked so muggers will see there is nothing to steal

like for real, real??//?? if soooooo,,,awww love, thats a real bad ******* day!! hugs:)

Today, while walking home from my night shift; I saw a guy get mugged. Later that evening on my way back to work I saw the same guy get mugged again. I pointed and laughed.

Getting mugged once: tragic. Getting mugged twice: hilarious. Seriously though, FYL dude.