By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 605
You deserved it 3 719

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Look on the bright side, at least you weren't raped twice...

Comments

chacha101908 0
Earthtone 0

Tape a pube to your wallet, nobody wants to steal something with a pube on it.

FYLDeep 25

Woah mannn! It's like a double mugging all the way. WOAH OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! Look at that. Maybe even a triple mugging. Double mugging all across the street. What does this mean?

SirEBC 7

So bright and so vivid!!! Wait..that doesn't apply. *Shamefully hangs head*

Most definitely a FML. Sorry to hear that.

5h1Ft3R 0

mugger: gimme all your money! op: funny story about that. mugger: don't I know you? op: FML

Shadow_Phantom 26

@45: That was hilarious. Now I feel bad. FYL OP, seriously D=