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By klutz - 25/08/2010 04:14 - Canada

Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML

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By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

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You deserved it 3 360

Mush

By Tired Tater - 05/06/2023 20:00 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML

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You deserved it 1 482

By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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You deserved it 6 970

By fiery - 24/07/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, I was reaching for something in the back of the refrigerator. The bottle of hot sauce that was in front of it fell and broke. Not only did the glass cut my feet up, but the hot sauce got in the fresh wounds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 038

You deserved it 4 599

Unfortunate

By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 08:01

Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 925

You deserved it 159

By HarvestMoon_gal - 24/07/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 110

You deserved it 10 667

By Nick - 11/02/2010 18:35 - United States

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

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You deserved it 5 586

Not my day, is it?

By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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You deserved it 351

Pure evil

By Anonymous - 07/10/2016 20:22 - Switzerland

Today, the cat climbed up to the spice shelf while I was cooking. As I looked up and told him to leave, he tipped over a chili container which coated my face with chili powder. The bloody pain in my eyes then made me knock over a pot of boiling water. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 973

You deserved it 1 176

By Anonymous - 14/01/2013 05:52 - United States - Seattle

Today, while making dinner I cut my finger badly with a knife. When I yelled for my dad to drive me to the hospital, he accused me of lying to get attention. He had to taste my blood before he decided it wasn't red-colored corn syrup. FML

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You deserved it 3 494

Metalman69 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 12:12

two words. metal tongs.

Arrogance_fml 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 14:48

this is a pretty corny fml

Comments

remy3106 10

Wednesday 25 August 2010 12:38

ahahahaaha FAIL!!!

SekksiFML6969 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 12:38

^^^umm...Wtf??

remy3106 10

Wednesday 25 August 2010 12:40

umm WTF ^^^

Ludii_fml 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 14:00

ITS A FORK!

remy3106 10

Wednesday 25 August 2010 17:59

JustHereBecause 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 12:39

there's 69 YDIs. ;)

Chibbbles 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 12:42

Ima go click on YDI just to make it 70 ;D

remy3106 10

Wednesday 25 August 2010 12:49

I already made it 70 lol

Blueknite47 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 12:43

yes because putting your hand in a boiling pot of water is always safe.

heysugar111 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 12:43

at number 6... I think all the ladies would agree with me... metal THONGS would be very painful.. I think metal TONGS would help (:

EmoOrange 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 12:57

yes. I do agree.

rockr_chick 5

Wednesday 25 August 2010 12:53

im gonna guess you're a little bit clumsy and your family laughed because this is typical you :)

LTHoratioCaine 4

Wednesday 25 August 2010 13:00

HOT POT??? WHERE??? ASIAN POWAH!!!!

Ludii_fml 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 14:02

ahaha hot pots rule. ever had a real one? like in china?

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Wednesday 25 August 2010 21:31

Oof, Ludii, those are soooo yummy! :D

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 25 August 2010 22:42

Oh my goodness, yes! I love hot pot. I had it for the first time recently...

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Thursday 26 August 2010 8:28

In the States, nerds? If so, you're a lucky duck. I've yet to find one here, even in urban areas. = Heh. I initially made a funny typo in "lucky duck." I considered leaving it, but I couldn't do that to sweet nerds ;)