By klutz - 25/08/2010 04:14 - Canada

Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML
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Arrogance_fml 0

this is a pretty corny fml

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Why's everyone so caught up on metal tongs? The heavy-duty plastic ones wouldn't melt in hot water. Hell, even wooden ones would work. O.o

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I wonder which would be more uncomfortable: a plastic thong or a wooden thong. Probably the wooden thong because of splinters. ...Anyway, you are totally right, Jane! Wooden or plastic tongs would have done just fine too. :P

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Lulz. Some cheapo undies are practically plastic anyway. A friend of mine crashed at my house one night and washed her thong in the sink. (Kinda gross, I know!) She tried to blow dry it and it melted into pieces. O.o

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ikanotheokara 2

Why exactly was the OP boiling corn husks? Cobs of corn I can understand, but husks?

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molil_4810 0

its r men I think I'd know but no worrys god loves all of us even of we do get our prayers wrong

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Kyousho 0

shit i feel sorry for you OP stuff like that always happen to me

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shadowjesse 0

sadly I can say that would easily happen in my family

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bellaluella 0

my whole family would laugh at me too, so I feel your pain! I do lots of things resulting in injury... they dont help anymore! They just laugh.

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BenTaz 7

U have to admit, when one injury leads to multiple injuries due to the reaction of each injury, it's pretty damn funny XD

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