By qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
I agree, your life sucks 485
You deserved it 47

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I wouldn't say that's an FYL; I know guys who do that as signs of affection in place of kisses. It's cute, and he's obviously comfortable around you if he's going to lick your face.

So that has actually happened to me before... But I was dating the guy...

I did this to my wife once. She beat me with a shoe.

did you get to lick anything of his in return?

That's the best thing I've seen today :)

jademitch 20

Haha, this makes me chuckle every time I read it! ?

If he licked you from your chin to your forehead he still licked you lips, right?

I'd be instantly in love with the fool! You should've gone straight for his neck and sniffed him like a dog then licked him back... It would've thrown him totally off and turned him on!