Love: Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we...

By qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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robertd73 24

Saturday 20 December 2014 18:39

It sounds like he licks you.

Silk_Routes 14

Saturday 20 December 2014 18:33

ooohh thats so sexy

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Badkarma4u 17

Monday 22 December 2014 0:04

I used to do that to people I liked when I was drunk. It seemed funny as hell at the time

SideOfTheAngels 23

Monday 22 December 2014 1:53

Who is this guy? Magnussen?

karma_kicks_back 16

Monday 22 December 2014 2:07

It was a love-lick!! To be fair, awkward nerves make people do random things... or is that just me?!

Epickitty58 29

Monday 22 December 2014 2:31

I guess now you know the interest is mutual.

Hesitantalien 17

Monday 22 December 2014 5:22

charles augustus magnussen much? (sherlock reference btw)

scn16 6

Monday 22 December 2014 8:30

thats how you win a girl

Easybeats 10

Monday 22 December 2014 19:06

Hahaha, my boyfriend always does that. It's funny. Don't worry. :)

DemonSpectre 11

Tuesday 23 December 2014 10:17

depending on the guy that could be a good as a kiss

Shade1982 20

Tuesday 23 December 2014 14:17

I...don't know how to respond to that...

rhagequit 7

Tuesday 23 December 2014 19:28

your life doesn't suck! that's hilarious! have a little humor.

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