Miscellaneous: Today, while having a screaming argument with my son in our front...

By Anonymous - 29/08/2011 13:05 - United States

Today, while having a screaming argument with my son in our front yard, I suddenly realized we are "that white trash family" in the neighborhood. FML

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By kindgartin - 23/04/2011 09:26 - Canada

Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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By redneckfamily - 24/05/2013 07:06 - United States - Roy

Today, I realized my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawned from my grandpa's garage. FML

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Where did you get that from?

By So much wrong - 28/08/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my son said his first word. It was the N-word. We are white. I need to have a talk with my husband immediately. FML

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You deserved it 138

Politeness

By Anonymous - 25/09/2024 10:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I politely asked my neighbor if she could tell her kids to be a little more quiet, and I guess I wasn't the first one to approach her. She slammed the door in my face, but not before screaming, "I bet none of you would be doing this if we were white." FML

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You deserved it 99

By ThanksMom - 08/07/2016 07:54 - United States - State College

Today, while taking out the trash late at night with my mom, a group of people drove by and decided it would be funny to turn around and chase us up the driveway in their car. Before I even realized what was happening, my mom was already halfway to the house yelling back, "You're on your own!" FML

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You deserved it 1 323

A quiet place, please

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, the TV was blaring, the kids were yelling, and my wife was blabbering on in my ear. Overwhelmed, I shouted, "EVERYONE QUIET!" I got a second of blessed silence before my kids started screaming and crying, and my wife threw a tantrum, saying, "I married a psycho!" FML

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You deserved it 429

The effects of homeschooling

By Anonymous - 26/04/2022 02:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was in a shop with my 9 month-old son. He was babbling gibberish as babies do, and repeatedly said what sounded like the N-word. We're white. FML

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You deserved it 161

By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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You deserved it 6 044

By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 04:29 - Canada - Montreal

Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML

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fmlTGOD 0

Monday 29 August 2011 18:48

Sounds like the only thing you're missing is a piece of shit car and a crack addiction.

nitram0606 0

Monday 29 August 2011 18:48

Well, there has to be one....

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jetsticks 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:17

You can take the family out of Kentucky.....

Chaos187 6

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:30

Eh it's gotta be one family or another right?

singletonrj1 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 1:14

did u just realize this????

nixophebia 5

Tuesday 30 August 2011 1:20

The key to your future us what you _do_ with this newfound knowledge...

rhysfucker 24

Tuesday 30 August 2011 2:46

Know your role.

dotgov1369 1

Tuesday 30 August 2011 4:05

Maybe they didn't wanna wake the 3 toddlers they had inside

yomommma 6

Tuesday 30 August 2011 4:35

Are you proud of that?

dmann56 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 4:37

Jeez.. Why is everyone hating on people that are wealthier than most...go to college... Work hard. Its that simple

NikkaIraKate 1

Tuesday 30 August 2011 5:20

At least your son didn't throw anything at you right and besides you might not be the only white trash in the neighborhood

kei1108 13

Tuesday 30 August 2011 7:24

Learn anger management and problem resolution. Also, get off of FML and go apologize to your son. It doesn't matter who's right.

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Today, I finished a fence around my house that I have been working on all week. About an hour after I finished, a water company truck pulled into my driveway. They told me they would have to take down my fence to make repairs on a water pipe. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try role play. She suggested I be a robber, so I went outside and tried to break in my window, wearing nothing but my underwear and a ski mask on. She decided it would be funny to call the cops, because it would, "add to the mood." They came. FML

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Today, I realised how emotionally unstable I am when I got really upset at the start of the game Stray when the cat got separated from its group. FML

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Today, a customer called me "chink eyes", "dog eater", "bloody Chinese communist" and "ching chong." I'm black. FML

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Today, I got a parking ticket because I was too busy singing along to my music to notice that I'd overstayed the time limit on the quick stop parking space. FML

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