By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 07:17 - United States

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Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
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Doortje 29

Well, if it felt good, who cares? Hyperventilate away :')

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Alleged_Cranium 7

23: Giving her your 1 incher 3 times does not count as 3 inches.

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you_and_me_fml 8

maybe you shouls hace practiced that part before

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MrLaryRottweila 1

lol just stick to ****

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11wanda11 6

sorry to say but if your hyperventilating during sex, your a long way from your first.

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tjgreen 0

if your a collingwood supporter you shouldn't be reproducing

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MaiDeath 0

Haha! Awhh now I feel badd

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MikeGel 6

that's what's up lol

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luke1998 0

if thats really ur pic marlie u are realy georgouse

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slappygecko 21

Love between you two would be illegal

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africanelephants 7

does anyone else think it's weird that OPs orgasms are like hyperventilating....?

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jordanprodigy023 0

I see that your boyfriend is or whoever it is isn't satisfying you

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FlashBurn 13

That's what you get for dating a micropenis. Hint: Cell phone + vibrate mode. Except if you have a phone like the HTC Evo...

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kingtz 6

Make sure it's your own phone and not your sister's.

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firecapez 4

lol, old FML references are always nice :)

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SassiestLemon 2

I greatly enjoyed that reference 52. Especially since that's what I thought right when I read this.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

I see what you referenced there, an I approve heartily!

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Jimboom 11

Hyperventilating eh? Blow into this bag.... err. sorry, what I meant to say was blow this bag.... now the shaft.... :-P

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