By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 07:17 - United States

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Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
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Doortje 29

Well, if it felt good, who cares? Hyperventilate away :')

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Alleged_Cranium 7

23: Giving her your 1 incher 3 times does not count as 3 inches.

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diabetictaco 0

why were you hyperventilating? Were u afraid or something? lol maybe your afraid of orgasming and that's why you've never had one lol

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wildboys1 0

how old are you???? my first was like when I was 12

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kkline04 0

then ur probably to young to be doing that!

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aback 4

That's God's way of telling you you're not smart enough to breed.

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CLaplume 0

Your having sex now and have never had an ******?

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haleyraye143 0

it's not the size if the boat it's the motion of the ocean (:

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peterdpetigrew 0

"UGH UGHH I'M HYPERVENTILATING!!!"

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