Intimacy: Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell....

By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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Nope out of there

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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Ahem

By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

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By Lisa - 02/01/2010 07:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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You have the same voice!

By EternalBlossom - 14/07/2015 05:03 - United States

Today, I had decided that I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. So, I called him and told him how naughty I felt, only to realize that I had called my dad. FML

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By uhoh - 16/02/2013 05:27 - Canada - Sechelt

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML

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By screamer - 02/09/2012 06:41 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML

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By cumhole - 10/10/2012 02:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

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shiftfaced 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 8:46

why would you even answer the phone?

mpontel 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 8:55

who continues having sex while talking to their parents? y totally di you dirt ball.

Comments

karebear9 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 10:17

aren't you even cooler making stupid ******* comments in a sad attempt to draw attention to yourself from this girl... lol u twat

krazykiya12095 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 10:21

lmao 44

apalcos 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 10:26

lucky your dad did not ask y aren't u moaning..

LilAfo 4

Sunday 23 May 2010 12:50

Haha ^ win

ggtt 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 11:31

Why did you even answer a phone call from your dad while you were having sex?

Prue_fml 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 12:00

Haha... Your Dad has a mad sense of humour.

GraceMarieC 13

Sunday 23 May 2010 12:09

This FML reminds of that one from a while ago saying while he was having sex with his wife/gf when she answered the phone and started talking to her dad... But OP, next time let it go to voicemail.

Xxprincipessa 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 12:58

oh that's just embarrising.... & the sex musnt of been that good if you answered the phone...

Vanessaxx 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 13:12

agreed haha

cincin75 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 12:59

Hi Glowstixx, maybe u r tired with this, but I still wanna say, u r gorgeous! I like ur pretty face and ur cute glasses! U must be a nice girl!

RJrules26 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 13:27

See cincin! somebody gets it

perdix 29

Sunday 23 May 2010 13:36

That's better than "Call me when it's my turn." How long was your conversation with you dad that it only ended with that? And how boring is your sex that the only tip-off to Dad is HIS moaning?