Intimacy: Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell....

By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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Nope out of there

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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Ahem

By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

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By Lisa - 02/01/2010 07:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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You have the same voice!

By EternalBlossom - 14/07/2015 05:03 - United States

Today, I had decided that I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. So, I called him and told him how naughty I felt, only to realize that I had called my dad. FML

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By uhoh - 16/02/2013 05:27 - Canada - Sechelt

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML

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By screamer - 02/09/2012 06:41 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML

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By cumhole - 10/10/2012 02:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

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shiftfaced 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 8:46

why would you even answer the phone?

mpontel 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 8:55

who continues having sex while talking to their parents? y totally di you dirt ball.

Comments

Sillygurlz 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 9:06

WOW UMM YHU SHOULDNT OF ANSWERED AND IF YHU REALLY NEEDED TO TALK TO HIM YHU SHOULD OF AT LEAST STOP WATT UR DOIN OR TELL YHUR PARTNER TO SHUT IT BUT IN BOTH WAYS YHU DESERVED IT :P

kinkajoujennie 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 9:12

You guys need to learn how to spell

jplumbob 4

Sunday 23 May 2010 12:11

stop yelling.

SarahBearXoX 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 15:30

capital letter kids make me want to punch their face in.. just sayin (:

dani3l 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 9:08

what kind of a guy moans lol...was he tha with the pussy!? lol

jessicams 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 16:35

20 guys who moan are sexy. obviously, it means they enjoy it.

sw2f2fchik612 12

Sunday 23 May 2010 17:52

I agree. Also, when a guy is totally silent I don't know if they are enjoying it :O

sw2f2fchik612 12

Sunday 23 May 2010 17:57

Lol oops, that's pretty much what you just said.

LVblondie 3

Wednesday 15 February 2012 4:59

No. He was the one with the big dick. It's a turn on when guys moan!

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 23 May 2010 9:13

Did you continue having sex during the call, or did you stop and give him the worst case of blue balls? I could see why he might be moaning.

12251984 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 9:15

if you were married and having sex, this wouldn't be an issue!

jikanganai 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 9:19

Uh, yes it would. Replacing "boyfriend" with "husband" in the FML doesn't change the situation at all.

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Sunday 23 May 2010 21:03

the idea of abstinence only until marriage is great..hold onto those ideals while all those educated that way get STDs and end up pregnant bc they didnt know any better.