By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 02:23 - Israel - Tel Aviv

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Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML
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JuzReading 23

Reminds me of that FML where the girlfriend asked her boyfriend to get hard for her even though he was. Anyway, don't worry about it OP, this where your mouth and fingers come in handy.

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mbock 15

is she a **** star? that'd be awesome!!! sneak a baseball bat next time....(ask and you shall receive)

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jawarston 24

DAMN . One sentence no man ever wants to hear

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Turtle83 1

Ouch!!! Worst comment to hear ever!!!!_

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kandysnow 18

If I see one more "That's all folks" comment........

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HorrorJr 26

That's all folks FeelsBadMan

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TheNewGuy03 28

That's the kind of shit that kills your boner ... and your soul.

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edmunson 22

The ultimate insult, and if the shoe fits...well, you know!

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