By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 02:23 - Israel - Tel Aviv

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Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML
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JuzReading 23

Reminds me of that FML where the girlfriend asked her boyfriend to get hard for her even though he was. Anyway, don't worry about it OP, this where your mouth and fingers come in handy.

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Severefear 7

That's an ego crusher....

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Catdragon 40

stimulate her clit. penetration only goes so far. most women need clitoral stimulation in order to ******. it's also partly mental. you gotta keep the mood right otherwise it'll just be boring and dry.

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Thegoofygoober 15

Why is everyone making the girlfriend out to be the bad person? clearly the man is not gifted with a few more inches. But that doesn't make that the gfs fault. this post is for what I can tell, is that clearly the two maybe sexually incompatible. *raises his head to the down vote gods* BRING IT BITCHES!

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