By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 02:23 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Spicy
Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 294
You deserved it 4 521
November 11: Memories and smiles
Historical anecdotes with a light touch to commemorate with a respectful smile. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

JuzReading 23

Reminds me of that FML where the girlfriend asked her boyfriend to get hard for her even though he was. Anyway, don't worry about it OP, this where your mouth and fingers come in handy.

504 5

Comments

hank0311 10

Dam bro, I would say grab a pump and get to work but the facts are that just might not be enough. You may be one of those guys that needs to have insane skills with the tong to keep them around. Hey don't knock the tong as long as they are screaming they are happy......unless they are great at faking it. In that case save For a hooker they don't complain they are getting paid to like it

0 0
urbanbigfoot 20

wasn't even my sex life and MY pride hurts...

0 0
EmpressIzzy 9

I am so sorry for your loss. On the bright side, I hope you eat well.

0 0
Stevethatguy 3

All these people get down voted for bringing up anal, why exactly? Sure it isn't going to help OP'S situation but no reason to down vote ether.

0 0