By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 02:23 - Israel - Tel Aviv

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Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML
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JuzReading 23

Reminds me of that FML where the girlfriend asked her boyfriend to get hard for her even though he was. Anyway, don't worry about it OP, this where your mouth and fingers come in handy.

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Highonlife1 10

doesn't matter women find a clitoral ****** way more intens than an vaginal orgasme (which is way harder for them to get) so use both and she'll have the night of her life ;)

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vikky538 28

There is a difference OP.. Put everything you got and just put everything

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minorthreat13 2

That probably just means that your girlfriends gaping...her bad

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Isa_fml 20

That's... not how vaginas work. Whoever taught you sex ed has failed utterly as an educator. Please stay away from all vaginas forever. We will all be better off.

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ariasmake1 9

I hope you enjoyed it, op. It sounds like it was the first and last time.

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Aspirax 13

It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm.

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