By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 02:23 - Israel - Tel Aviv

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Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML
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JuzReading 23

Reminds me of that FML where the girlfriend asked her boyfriend to get hard for her even though he was. Anyway, don't worry about it OP, this where your mouth and fingers come in handy.

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heavenlyassbutt 11

I want to say something positive, but I can't stop laughing. To all who said it's the motion of the sea and not size of the boat, put it that way if you have to take a vacation which one would you prefer a yacht or a canoe? Size does matter. Tongues and fingers does not get the job done all the time. Trust me I'm a woman.

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MisterEx 28

You can't really generalize on this one, dear. Even if you are a woman. If a woman is using her ****** every time a dog wags it's tail, then no amount of inches will ever suffice.

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Aimeejasmine 15

Is that supposed to be a metaphor? If you have a point no make, don't dance around the subject, it makes you appear foolish.

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Keiraquarium 12

62- Don't attempt to speak for all women. I would personally much rather prefer someone with a smaller penis but who's very skilled with fingers and tongue, to someone with a huge package but who doesn't have a clue what to do with it. Plus the boat analogy doesn't make sense at all

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9a_1z 12

89 - If that point is the point that I think it is; vaginas aren't made of rubber bands, they're amazingly stretchy things that are built to cope perfectly fine with regular normal use, if a woman has given birth you'll probably see a difference but few penises are as big as a baby. You're more likely to see it not being a tight fit when a women is incredibly aroused and relaxed, which I suppose is more likely to happen if the woman is comfortable and experienced with having sex, but it's nothing to do with a worn-out ****** and really it's something to celebrate.

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Mobetta_2300 22

Hey, just eat her out, and then pee on her to gain dominance. Jkjk, but seriously there's things like foreplay, and head for a reason. Good luck op

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Lisa_Kdubz 20

Sorry OP. That's got to be rough. Awkward for both of y'all :/

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tinyalmeida 11

Maybe if you try it with her on top it will feel better for her?! I'm sorry your first time with her was so awful OP, but don't let one stupid comment ruin your self esteem she was probably just nervous!! A different position can make a huge difference!!

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Dom_Olivares 12

Everyone put your hands up and give this guy your energy, word to Goku.

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betto58 9

The moment you remember he bunny saying "That's all folks"

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Jared900DUmpling 30

I know exactly what picture (the bugs bunny pepe) and no, it still is a stupid unfunny comment. Nice try.

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