Intimacy: Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed...

By naughtymommy0317 - 20/06/2013 08:47 - United States

Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemed to turn him on and he climaxed immediately after he'd hit me. FML

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By KO - 12/10/2014 16:45 - United States

Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML

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By righthook - 08/04/2015 19:56 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2016 06:59 - United States - Atwater

Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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Really into it

By Anonymous - 08/11/2023 22:00

Today, I was having sex with my partner and we got very into it. I went to wrap my hand around his neck and somehow accidentally poked my finger in his eye socket so hard he ended up in emergency. He still can’t see properly out of that eye now. FML

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Nosebleed

By bloody good time - 23/11/2019 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I have ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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Slapstick

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 04:00

Today, as I was on the floor playing with the dog, my husband walked past, tripped over something, and fell on me, smashing his bony elbow right into my crotch. FML

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Night terrors

By Tanisha Skye Regeling - 11/06/2020 23:02

Today, I woke up with a headache and a bruised forehead after my husband full-force elbowed me in the head last night in his sleep. It wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact he has zero memory of doing it. FML

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Kinky

By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 12:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Once we were cool, we decided to have makeup sex. I tried to change position so we could 69, but I then accidently kicked him in the head. He thinks I did it on purpose. FML

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ddinspire6 10

Thursday 20 June 2013 18:41

Did he ask if you were okay once he finished?

NeDaroft 5

Thursday 20 June 2013 18:42

How kinky ^___^ next time elbow him in the balls then fake an ******, see how he likes it

Comments

kross_reach 17

Thursday 20 June 2013 23:43

i guess both

BigDaddy910 4

Thursday 20 June 2013 23:53

Maybe it wasn't an "accident".

mnwlf13 3

Friday 21 June 2013 0:33

is his name Chris Brown?

FrankHotpants 31

Friday 21 June 2013 1:13

He wasn't kidding when he said he'd hit it anyway he could.

bob226 7

Friday 21 June 2013 1:46

Hey at least he's not smacking you around

worldclassrager 39

Friday 21 June 2013 1:59

Ever check on you?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 21 June 2013 4:22

Cue the Fifty Shades of Grey/Chris Brown jokes now!

EmsyyyRose13 24

Friday 21 June 2013 5:49

He probably didn't even realize he hit you. Unless you told him otherwise, he might have just thought your movements after being hit were part of your pleasure. Communication works wonders.