Miscellaneous: Today, while I was at a business supply store, I decided to get...

By nonexistant - 02/10/2009 19:32 - Canada

Today, while I was at a business supply store, I decided to get my old paper birth certificate laminated so it wouldn't deteriorate further. The people working decided to wait until after it was done and I had paid to tell me that laminating a birth certificate voids it. FML

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Julle_fml 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 1:12

Bunch of assholes! :P

lenasaur 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 1:26

Doesnt is say that right on there? I know social security cards say DO NOT LAMINATE on them.

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wearinsexypants 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 3:10

obviously since your birth certificate is void, you weren't actually born, therefore you don't exist anymore, so no worries.

thattickles 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 6:17

hahaa that's waht i was gonna say, it's not an FML cause she has no life!

bds0688 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 3:24

Pretty sure they know it's their job and probably to tell someone. But, as many have stated, people know that laminating or altering usually voids official documents.

Aly3277 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 3:33

I'm not sure that you can void a birth certificate. You're still alive. :/ However it's against the law to laminate documents like that, so maybe that's what you mean?

blastvortex 3

Saturday 3 October 2009 3:36

(1) It tells you right on the certificate not to laminate it. (2) It's not the employees' job to tell you that it voids the certificate (even if they were creeps, which remains to be seen). (3) Is there any particular reason you aren't already filing for a duplicate certificate? They are normally obtainable. (4) There's no reason this isn't a YDI. That said, it was fun talking to a person who doesn't appear to currently exist. Have fun in the void. Oh, and don't forget to bring me back a souvenir. :)

srak 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 3:41

they have copies....stop freaking out!

idrivefast 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 3:49

I hope you know you can request a replacement, go on the government Canada website.

lolwatlol 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 3:52

They just lost a costumer to earn some quick cash. Posible money you may earn from a costumer over time > earning some quick cash and losing a costumer permanently Source: Busines for dummies 01

White667 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 17:24

The difference is, the employees of the store probably have a policy against discouraging a sale. It's not like they were rude, at least they told her after to be sure she knew. (The way this is worded it sounds like it's her original birth certificate, maybe they thought she had a replacement and just wanted to keep the original.)

unpossible 26

Sunday 4 October 2009 4:59

It's easy to lose a 'costumer'; but, you can usually find him again if you look for the guy with the bushy mustache and eyebrows, wearing a trench coat and fedora, reading a newspaper. Or, by looking for the guy trying to sell someone else the same get-up.