Intimacy: Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period....

By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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By Jessie - 25/11/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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By ideserveit - 28/05/2016 22:10 - Finland

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2016 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By Inpain - 08/07/2023 10:00

Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML

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By blood buddies - 03/07/2014 17:53 - United States - Milford

Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML

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By BellinaNico - 25/05/2013 04:40 - United States - Mcdonough

Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML

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By JustMyLuck - 12/02/2010 14:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

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Hummbinger 5

Monday 19 July 2010 12:27

got yourself a smart boyfriend

icantellu 7

Monday 19 July 2010 14:50

I wish it was over an hour. How easy a girl's life would be...

Comments

just_cr1s 4

Wednesday 21 July 2010 12:44

lmfao #111 uhmm ew? xD that shet ain't cute :b but yahh sex during period can be rlly messy.. but if u take a shower afterwards I thnk it's fine :)

ViciousLily 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 17:49

buttsecks

Consequences 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 11:23

there's nothing wrong with him earning his red wings.

soccerbabe555 0

Friday 23 July 2010 11:19

wowww ppl needa atop having sex nowdays and do something better with their lives, I kno it's fun and it feels good buut in MY opinion it's somethin for 2 people that actually LOVE eachothr, not to fool around or act silly with... whatt ****** up world

hahism 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 8:09

I agree 183

nachukas 0

Friday 23 July 2010 21:56

be realistic, people. sex during your period? doesn't sound enjoyable... unless the dude enjoys the smell of the blood (period blood has a strong smell... :) and the feeling of the blood (which is kinda thick... :) against his dick... and then there's cleaning up the mess... cum and period blood are not a good combination.

kfnighthawk 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 5:19

When the river runs red, take the dirt road. Haha.

KOALAZOE 0

Monday 26 July 2010 21:21

nEVER sEX a gIRL wHEN sHES uNDER cODE rED

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 27 July 2010 3:04

^^Who the **** types like this?!

Tauren 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 4:40

Uhmmm I don't understand why this stopped the sex...

SabreV 0

Friday 30 July 2010 4:13

Yeah, you just have to get used to the fact it may be "bloody". It's no big deal really. Or even make it shower sex,. It's totally normal.

Music_is_Savior 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 4:24

My boyfriend when we started dating thought that a period was a one time thing. once a month... that we needed one pad. and that this one day thing allowed us to be bitchy for weeks and blame it on that. He didn't understand why we complained so much lol