Intimacy: Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period....

By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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By Jessie - 25/11/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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By ideserveit - 28/05/2016 22:10 - Finland

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2016 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By Inpain - 08/07/2023 10:00

Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML

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By blood buddies - 03/07/2014 17:53 - United States - Milford

Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML

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By BellinaNico - 25/05/2013 04:40 - United States - Mcdonough

Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML

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By JustMyLuck - 12/02/2010 14:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

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Hummbinger 5

Monday 19 July 2010 12:27

got yourself a smart boyfriend

icantellu 7

Monday 19 July 2010 14:50

I wish it was over an hour. How easy a girl's life would be...

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codymaxey033 0

Monday 19 July 2010 18:05

Sometimes you gotta take the dirt road instead

garlicjr08 0

Monday 19 July 2010 18:07

I used to love ketchup on my hotdog until I pulled out of my girl when she started her cycle during sex..not sexy period sex is awesome until its over :( then its traumatic.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 19 July 2010 18:19

You can still have sex if you're on your period...

rileykins 0

Monday 19 July 2010 18:29

lol funny stuff. period sex, no period sex, we aren't the great debaters people. :]

LakerFanForLife 0

Monday 19 July 2010 18:46

so did y'all do it?!?!

godofcyanide 8

Monday 19 July 2010 19:47

I have a dark red towel I keep on hand just for this purpose!!! ;) Get bangin', yo. It's only blood!

suffokateslowly 0

Monday 19 July 2010 21:59

# 21 and 24 you guys are seriously lame do you really think she's even gunna respond or think twice go back 2 myspace this is fml

ohgosh_noooo 0

Monday 19 July 2010 22:28

wow... he's an idiot

sexiibitch013 0

Monday 19 July 2010 22:29

dangg!! wait until it's over!! then DO it!!

LOveLy_LOla 0

Monday 19 July 2010 22:37

wow!! thts funny it mos def isn't a fml! lOl

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