Intimacy: Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period....

By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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By Jessie - 25/11/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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By ideserveit - 28/05/2016 22:10 - Finland

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2016 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By Inpain - 08/07/2023 10:00

Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML

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By blood buddies - 03/07/2014 17:53 - United States - Milford

Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML

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By BellinaNico - 25/05/2013 04:40 - United States - Mcdonough

Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML

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By JustMyLuck - 12/02/2010 14:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

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Hummbinger 5

Monday 19 July 2010 12:27

got yourself a smart boyfriend

icantellu 7

Monday 19 July 2010 14:50

I wish it was over an hour. How easy a girl's life would be...

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redrovaa 0

Friday 20 August 2010 0:55

What if SHE didn't want it? Gasp, a girl not wanting to have sex on her period..

smileyfaces113 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 1:41

wow impatient much dude?

luciaspiano 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 20:01

I wouldn't call this an FML... more of an LOL... but still, I'm sorry. That reminds me of the "Bloody Victory" FML.

xTrue25 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 10:19

Gotta earn them red wings!

angels_siren 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 21:38

my bfs an ass about it. he says for me to warn him if i am. wth wouldnt I? because he says "i could be like anyother guy and smack you" for not warning him...

sadieschlichter 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 0:43

sounds like my bf ! he thought it lasted for like and hr a day,

anyav3 13

Tuesday 13 November 2012 4:03

I wish it worked like that!!!!!

NamelessFace 22

Sunday 31 August 2014 1:56

How about he gets one and then he tells us if it's over in an hour.

mainlineloser 9

Friday 5 September 2014 1:34

So everyones bashing this guy bc he doesnt know the length of a period. Any female here care to tell me all about the prostate?

lizziebear123 19

Monday 21 September 2015 3:08

I wish they only lasted an hour lmao

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