By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
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blader0314 3

YDI. How would you feel if someone put their booger on your furniture?

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planetclaire 0

that's disgusting man. you should work on that, mining for nose gold at the wrong time can turn ugly

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perle_noire 0

You're looking at a picture of a monster made of mucus and that's the question that you ask? Really?

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clumsily_yours 12

I probably would have said something like, "Wow, that mucus is awfully green--could be something serious", as opposed to "how does a bogger have finger nails?"

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Captain_Jello 0

ever heard of a bathroom and tissue you ******* shameless dirt bag?

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katie_alex 12

Well you've heard of tissues and lotion haven't you asshole

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HappyItalian 38

LOL ppl in my class r so disgusting they pretend to drop their pencil or something and start picking their noses even in their shirts and anywhere they seem to not be seen. lolololol

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3timeoutfor4 0

YDI, why would you pick your nose at your girlfriend's house dumb idot

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jalopotan 8

What a sick bastard god also.....this FML isnt real there was one about id say 6 months ago

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sarcdude 3

Picking your nose is one thing, mainly when done in private and when hands are washed afterwards. wiping it on someone else's furniture... EW.

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jaydeelaydee69 0

well thats disgusting.haha you totally deserve it!!

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