By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
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Top comments

blader0314 3

YDI. How would you feel if someone put their booger on your furniture?

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planetclaire 0

that's disgusting man. you should work on that, mining for nose gold at the wrong time can turn ugly

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bieberfreak18 0

YDI ... if your old enough to have a girlfriend, your too old to pick your nose

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102muzicluver 2

That is just nasty I can see if a little kid does that but not someone as old as you & that is what tissues are for!! So I don't get what is so sucks about your life cuz I've heard a lot worse

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NewYork0212 4

Turns out she also has a boyfriend who found it appropriate to pick his nose at dinner and stick it under her chair. YDI.

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teentee401 36

I wouldn't be talking about how appropriate something is considering what you did.

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Timber147 9

Have you ever heard of Kleenex or going to the bathroom to fix your nose problem! Disgusting!

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Troisaules 7

At least go to the bathroom , u did this to yourself . Nasty

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LissaMccracken 23

That's ******* gross! How did you think you didn't deserve that!?

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alleybean123 7

Gross at least get a tissue dude, that's gross. Why would you put it on their furniture also??? YDI big time.

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dabears1011234 27

You could have just used the thumbnail, no need to be knuckle deep.

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HorrorJr 26

Can you at least do that shit in the bathroom

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