By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 170
You deserved it 630
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Top comments

blader0314 3

YDI. How would you feel if someone put their booger on your furniture?

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planetclaire 0

that's disgusting man. you should work on that, mining for nose gold at the wrong time can turn ugly

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shithappens_alot 0

thats disgusting you got what was coming to you

3 1
xForeverLifeless 0

Wow you totally Deserve that, Don't pick your nose! thats Digusting. Especailly if You wipe it on Someone's chair...

2 1
wrenched 0

Absolutely deserved it 100%. Go to the bathroom or something.

3 1
Ruru1995 0

You're disgusting...you totally deserved that.

3 1
tmurdock02 3

If your old enough to have a girlfriend, you shouldn't be picking your nose. And really, you put it on their furniture? Tsk Tsk.

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ilovenoah 0

you shoulda wiped it on him instead :)

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PrimeStarscream 30

You're the most disgusting person ever.

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dabears1011234 27

There are more disgusting things than picking you nose, just saying.

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itsmygoodlife 4

WTF you couldn't excuse yourself to goto the bathroom if your booger was bothering you that much? you're disgusting and lacking in common sense

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PuNkGiRl2231 13

I agree with 28...just sayin

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