By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 170
You deserved it 630

Top comments

blader0314 3

YDI. How would you feel if someone put their booger on your furniture?

planetclaire 0

that's disgusting man. you should work on that, mining for nose gold at the wrong time can turn ugly

Comments

clumsily_yours 12

This totally reminds me of a time when I was in student teaching in college. I was lecturing an 11th grade English class when I looked up and witnessed a pretty heinous student digging in his nose; I watched for a few seconds as he pulled out his treasure and rolled it into a tiny compact ball, only to flick it on the neck of the student in front of him. I thought I was going to puke. The "victim" felt the offensive gesture and touched his neck. When he brought his hand back to examine it, he screamed "WTF" (not in internet shorthand, of course). Moral of the story; if you don't want your desk turned over with you in it while you're learning about something English related (or to be called the "booger monster"), don't put your boogies in inappropriate places--rather it be on someones neck or under their chair. I agree; YDI + some. P.S You aren't that student are you? I would have thought you had learned your lesson.

ew! no one wants to accidentally touch a booger under their table YDI buddy!!

SeximusPrime 0
nerwende_fml 0

Today, my daughter's boyfriend picked his nose and put his booger underneath his chair while we were having diner. FML

xxdakotaxx 0
nsavage94 0

You deserved it, but i still absolutely love the drawing! you get a high five! (in your mind)

Serafie 0

Ahahahahaha, this is really creative! I love the illustration!