By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
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Top comments

blader0314 3

YDI. How would you feel if someone put their booger on your furniture?

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planetclaire 0

that's disgusting man. you should work on that, mining for nose gold at the wrong time can turn ugly

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ncochrum 0

Please! Don't act you guys haven't done that before. He was just unlucky enough to get caught

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Creamysweeps 5

are you kidding? Hahah I think I stopped when I was like, ten

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razzumfrazzum 0

I second that. Everybody's thats commented negatively knows damn well they've done it before, or are guilty of doing something of equal or greater value. Friggin hypocrites. Thats still pretty hilarious though. At least it was under the chair and not on top of it.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

I applaud that child so much. YDI, boger monster.

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IronysMe 0

i'm confused...does her family not provide napkins? is there not toilet paper located somewhere in the house? What exactly was it that made simply wiping your nose impossible?

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freddie_fml 0

There was no bathroom in the house where you could have done that? You're probably one of those morons who pick your nose in the car because you figure there's nobody around, right?

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