By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
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blader0314 3

YDI. How would you feel if someone put their booger on your furniture?

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planetclaire 0

that's disgusting man. you should work on that, mining for nose gold at the wrong time can turn ugly

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Shutsuji 3

Ok I have to agree with #1. You totally deserved that But still lol

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gingermonster16 0

That's vile. Why.. You couldn't have waited? And if it was SOO necessary, oh.. I dunno, excuse yourself to the bathroom and use a kleenex?

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mixedchick 0

lol eww put the booger in the napkin at least or wait to the go to the bathroom to pick your nose and how did you NOT think anyone would notice if you were having dinner?? people look at each other at dinner bad decisions on your part YDI totally

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Phallus_fml 0

Ewwwwwwwwwwww, that is so gross!!!!!!! Eating it instead would be a wiser thing to do. YDI

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MD1464 0

EEEwwww didn't mama teach you all not to eat those things?????

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mudkip_fml 0

if you are going to have a disgusting habit like that at least do it in private...

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justxdream 0

I feel so bad for your girlfriend, your gross. I really hate guys like you. *TURNOFF!*

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kitkatkelly 0

The last time I did that was in elementary school. Adults pick their noses in private and don't leave their mucus on furniture.

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Holybatman 16

I've never done that while I was eating dinner, or with other people around! If you have to do it, you do it when you're alone, or better yet, blow your nose. It's completely inappropriate, and you really can't defend the OP for doing it during dinner with his girlfriend's parents.

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soccerkrzy 0

Okay, everyone picks their nose. Typically, you'll have a tissue in between and no one will be looking. Also, the booger goes into a trash can while affixed to the tissue. WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM? I hope you got laughed out the door.

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56578 0

put it under the chair? that was extremely disrespectful! if you're going to pick your nose, use a tissue and put it in the trash! seriously hope she leaves you.

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