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By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 170
You deserved it 632

Top comments

blader0314 3

YDI. How would you feel if someone put their booger on your furniture?

planetclaire 0

that's disgusting man. you should work on that, mining for nose gold at the wrong time can turn ugly

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oh gross! There's nothing worse than putting your hand on a piece of furniture and feeling some crusty, dried booger from 2 years ago...so disgusting! I'm glad her brother called you out on that, YDI comepletely! Maybe next time you'll use a damn tissue!

deaditegirl 0

YDI for picking your nose and wiping it at someone else's house. If you're going to wipe boogers on furniture, at least do it on your own.

You are scum. Pond scum. NO. Wait. Not low enough. Paramecium balls?

Seriously, when did you think it was appropiate to do that even when you're alone?

Thoureau 0

Why the hell would you pick your nose at the dinner table of your girlfriend's family of all places? At least excuse yourself and get a tissue.

ledzeplover 0

wow. what the ****? how do you have a girlfriend? and how old are you? thats sick! YDI.

blargity 0

if anyone else is home then always pick your nose in private and if no one else is home then at least use some form of kleenex/toilet paper or whatever you could use to throw away or keep it if you want to but not your fingers D:

YDI sicko! Go to the bathroom, get a tissue, and blow your ******* nose or if you've got to pick then do it in there and don't stick it under a chair. Are you like 5? I dread to see what the bottom of the furniture in your home looks like, probably the bottom of a school desk. Seriously that's gross kudos to her little brother for calling you out.