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By Anonymous - 05/09/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, while I was at the beach I decided to go into the ocean even though the waves looked rough. While I was in the water, I got caught by the riptide and needed to be saved. The reason I was at the beach? I'm a lifeguard. Now all my co-workers won't stop laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2012 18:43 - United States - Springfield

Today, while taking part in a lifeguarding exercise, I was supposed to "drown" to get another guard to save me. After all was done, my boss called me into his office and screamed at me for "drowning the wrong way," and threatening our reputation. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By lifeguard down - 01/08/2010 04:23 - United States

Today, while at work I tripped and fell in the pool while moving a waste basket. I nearly drowned and had to be saved. I don't know which is worse the fact that I nearly drowned or the fact that I'm a lifeguard. FML

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By mytoehurts - 26/06/2015 13:09 - Canada - Ayr

Today, I was at my lifeguarding exam. Everything was going well until I went to 'save' someone and slipped and bellyflopped into the pool. I broke my toe, and the person I was supposed to save ended up saving me instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML

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By anonymous - 10/06/2009 22:50 - United States

Today, I decided to go swimming. I knew my technique would be off because I haven't swam since high school. It was when I made it only halfway across the pool that the lifeguard decided to jump in and save me. I wasn't drowning or struggling. FML

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By water fail - 28/01/2016 11:42 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, it was an extremely hot day so I hit up the beach for a swim. Just as I entered the water, the first wave approached me. I tried to jump it and lost my footing, managing to dislocate my hip. I had to be dragged from the water by the lifeguards. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2017 19:30 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me, so I walked up to her and asked if everything was OK. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML

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reapfml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:19

are you sure you're qualified?

bettyboo_x 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:14

change of career?

Comments

reapfml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:19

are you sure you're qualified?

sodahhhr 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:20

Rice pudding

kirstiKORPSE 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 6:54

i agree

jessxoxo28 5

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:22

my hero

Glam_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:31

Yeah... I think you should find a different job. I know I wouldn't want an incompetent lifeguard guarding my life.

sublime93 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:33

Embarassing

dberri05 2

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:36

you're lucky you got saved. riptides are very dangerous

myhairynutsack 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:37

Hey #14, I don't understand what being a man has to do with it. This can happen to anyone.

lifeinoz 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:58

So, a lifeguard, who has all kinds of water training and should know better, went for a swim in the ocean even though you knew the conditions weren't very good? Either you're a moron or this is fake!

honeymelon 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:35

Ya I agree it's fake... If your gonna fake something you better get your facts right cuz it's called a ripcurrent there's no such thing as a riptide

Gahhreg 0

Friday 30 October 2009 2:09

its called both

f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 21:03

Kyle: We're guys, dude. We find something about all our friends to rip on. We made fun of you for being rich for the same reason we rip on Butters for being wimpy. Stan: And we rip on Kyle for being a Jew. Kyle: And Stan for being in love with Wendy. And Cartman for being fat. And Cartman for being stupid. And Cartman for having a ***** for a mom. And Cartman for being a sadistic asshole. Cartman: Hey. You did me already.

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Sunday 28 December 2014 6:12

Lmao

tbwrb 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 21:16

God damn retarded, why the **** would you do something so stupid? You obviously don't know the waters you're in charge of and need to stay away from them. You made the worst mistake and your co-workers need to tell you to quit because you're not safe for the job. If you don't know the waters then don't **** around with them. You wasted time and resources that could have been needed for a proper emergency instead of you being ******* retarded.