Intimacy: Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally...

By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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You deserved it 3 433

Confusing love triangle

By Perry85 - 04/01/2020 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML

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Memory man

By Anonymous - 20/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Kennebunk

Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML

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Babe 3: Pig on the phone

By Anonymous - 27/01/2022 16:00 - United States - Stephenville

Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML

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You deserved it 734

Freud intensifies

By Anonymous - 08/07/2021 22:01

Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. An ex? A friend? A side guy? Nope, none of those. I called him “Dad”. FML

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Been there, done that

By randomgirl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML

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You deserved it 15 033

By BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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You deserved it 29 778

By bg4545 - 24/03/2016 03:39 - United States - Whittier

Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML

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You deserved it 18 599

Split second

By FLIPmcCOOL - 15/05/2014 22:57 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML

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viral_fml 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 12:51

You're ****** up buddy.

danielbudzynski 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 13:03

well if you think about it, everyone's been through thier moms ******, except you did it twice, congrats you sick bastard

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xxERINxx 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 14:20

that's wrong, incest is disgusting, I think I threw up a little in my mouth

noahvs67 0

Friday 1 April 2011 0:23

incest is best

TiNyBuBbLeZ 0

Friday 13 May 2011 5:05

^^^ i agree

Igor_g5 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 14:23

You been ******* your mom or what? How do you call out "mom" during sex?

molitov 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 14:59

I've heard ppl call teachers mom.. were u bangin your teacher?

nypd613 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 15:00

one word for you. redneck!

littlegolferboy 4

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:11

He's not a redneck, just a Newfie. Although I suppose that's just as bad.

nypd613 0

Friday 2 October 2009 8:28

Haha I've never heard before of canadians being associated with incest like southerners, but that's good to know. Lmao

oldjakke 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 15:19

Did you do it with your Mom before?

lolhaha118118 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 15:56

ydi, you dirty bastard.

sarahlizzy 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 15:59

Freud would have something to say about that...

GodsOfWrath 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 17:10

You think that's bad.. One time I accidently called out "Dad" when I was with my mom!

GodsOfWrath 0

Friday 2 October 2009 20:43

It was just a one-time thing!

pingpongpickle 8

Sunday 4 April 2010 8:23

wtf? that's nasty. I hope you're joking

GodsOfWrath 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 17:12

that's clever!

blakethompson918 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 17:14

ydi, LMAO.

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