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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
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By Not telling you in a million years - 03/03/2025 03:00 - Canada

Today, I had just sat down and taken a dump in a public restroom when I realized there was no toilet paper. I tried to discreetly call for help, but no one heard me. My only option was to text a friend and have them bring me some. The worst part? My friend ended up texting me, "You called for backup?" as I waited in humiliation. FML
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TourettesGuyFTW 25

You seem like you're talking from experience...?

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qassaq 14

Always afraid something like that happens to me, honestly wouldn't know what to do. That really sucks OP.

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AnOriginalName 19

This sounds like the opening scene to some creepy Saw-like horror movie. My condolences, OP.

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daniel_dd31 13

Everyone always says you should look to see if there is toilet paper before you do your business. Although true, I bet those same People never check themselves. I know I always sit without even looking which is a dumb thing to do even though there isn't toilet paper sometimes, we just never learn lol.

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sonywebbie 6

I guess your in a crappy situation then pal

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Soundslikeothers 15

ALWAYS AND I MEAN ALWAYS!!! Check before you sit down.

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SgtAssCheeks 21

I guess you can say you're in... A CRAPPY SITUATION!!! HELL YEAH HAHA *High fives Jesus and ride off into the sunset on a hippopotamus*

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Zimmington 21

*shoots the Hippo between the eyes* *Jesus abandons you* Now find your own way back home & think about what you just did

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awkwardloveannie 28

if zimmington was the one that shot the hippo what's stopping him from shooting you.

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Zimmington 21

Nothing.... Nothing at all. *sets scope*

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SgtAssCheeks 21

he ran out of rounds. Obviously it takes more than a few pew pew to put down a hippo, unless Zimmer here hunts with .308, .338 or damn .50 BMG. In this case he's a maniac with too Much bugdet put into firepower.

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Zimmington 21

This is America there is no such thing as "too much" fire power.

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tigrouficele2012 44

Oh god, it's my worst recurring nightmare...the one where I desperately need toilet paper, and there's a guy in the bathroom! Anyway, err...that sucks, OP. Sometimes I forget to check too, even though I know better. :/ If I'm really lucky, I can quickly dart out and into the next stall, but...

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JhovannyA 7

Always check the seat and make sure you always have paper. I learned my mistake a long time ago.

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worldclassrager 39

Anyone else to ask? Well shit...looks like time to move over a stall...

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