By DookDaSpook - 11/01/2016 23:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while I was in a very important meeting on Skype, my apartment complex was evacuated due to the fire alarm going off. The reason was that my neighbor put a fork in his microwave due to him being extremely drunk. FML
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crazytwinsmom 25

Fork Your Life

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Fmlreadermostly 20

Very important meeting. If you know what I mean ;)

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willmatrix 6

Were you and your babies gonna burn up? Not todaaaay!

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hipposteve 21

I hope your neighbor gets consequences for his stupidity. that could of escalated to something more serious.

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FalloutScrolls 25

I've been so blind drunk before, and done some really stupid stuff. Can't say that sticking a fork in a toaster is crossed off on the "to do list."

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davo_ib_local 14

I am almost positive the post says "microwave" hahaha Yup it does

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teacupofsunshine 29

I bet it was an interesting skype experience for them. They obviously heard the alarm and such so I'm sure they understood it was out of your control.

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derperbear 8

That sucks :( This is one of the downfalls to meetings being online instead of face to face.

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Etweens96 25

I'm sure they understand, it's for your safety and would be willing to put the meeting on hold until things calmed down

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GhostFox 33

The only reasonable response is to wait for your neighbor to get drunk again, like the hallway with forks and have someone call them downstairs to pick something up that can't wait until morning. And that they can't wear shoes for some reason.

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Chloe555_fml 27

I think lego's would be cheaper if not more excruciating option.

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GhostFox 33

But forks would be more poetic justice-y.

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