By DookDaSpook - 11/01/2016 23:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while I was in a very important meeting on Skype, my apartment complex was evacuated due to the fire alarm going off. The reason was that my neighbor put a fork in his microwave due to him being extremely drunk. FML
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crazytwinsmom 25

Fork Your Life

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Feklfekl2222 32

I hope your client/ colleague was understanding. Perhaps stab/prod your neighbour with a fork as a form of catharsis?

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yenze 18

That seems a little extreme.

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MrsPine 17

How the hell do people see this as something you deserve? Hope everything is okay, OP.

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LPac5295 27

Usually they hit it by mistake. Once they pick one that can't change it back. FML should really change that.

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bstarqueen 16

13 - I've definitely fat-fingered the YDI on my phone before and I've felt terrible for it. FML should do something about it. I've also reflexively tapped the FYL when it was really a YDI so that sucks too.

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may14th 26

That happened to me on a post about OP cheating on his girlfriend. Accidentally hit YLS out of habit. I was pissed at myself for an hour.

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zaidthunder1 27

Thing is, there are some idiots who select YDI whether they deserve it or not.

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LPac5295 27

15, I've done that too. I still don't know why you can't take back your vote yet you can vote for both. FML logic I guess.

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LPac5295 27

31, that is also true. Why they do that is unknown.

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MrSarary 26

I'm sure this helped in making a lasting impression, regardless of if they understand or not.

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yenze 18

It never said it was a job interview

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yenze 18

#4 edited his comment it used to say "regardless if you got the job or not" that's where my interview comment came from

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MrSarary 26

I did edit the comment, realised shortly after posting it that an interview was never mentioned.

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CharmyJee 13

Sorry OP, hopefully they understand your situation.

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nickie_94 18

If you couldn't get another interview your idiot neighbor owes you a job!

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BeautifulChaos27 37

They said it was an important meeting.... how did you get job interview?

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crazytwinsmom 25

Fork Your Life

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CaptMacLeod 45

Had a similar incident at work. Someone thought a can of soup in the microwave was a reasonable way to heat up their lunch. Between the blown circuit breaker and the screaming from the breakroom, we thought someone dropped a fork in the toaster...a more reasonable, intelligent reason.

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