By busfail - 22/03/2012 18:00 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML
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Maddidaddi 0

I would have hit him.

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footballfreak65 6

You should have yelled " oh look they are giving free hotdogs outside"

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rrlinds 1

The fact that he was obese has nothing to do with the fact that he was an asshole

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linnie_wesker 20

#186 but it is relevant to the FML.. clearly the guy was so big that the OP couldn't get around him and was trapped.

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bankrupt 15

I agree. Obesity and assholeness are mutually exclusive. However, one can be obese AND and asshole, as this jackass surely is.

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obri98 10

I would've probably just stepped on his face As I climbed over him and said "ha suck on that!"

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MigraineurOfLife 15

Would of used him as a trampoline until he moved.

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cwj 1

I would have pulled out my pokéflute.

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C94_ 0

I would have hit him in the throat. Let him choke on his own fat.

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Taymah49 7

And right then is where he would have gotten punched

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luvyme64 8

At that point i would have climbed over him

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wellthatsukx 0

Step on his balls while climbing over him.

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dansco 24

Should've shouted "stop touching my boobs/penis", sure fatty would've moved then! lol

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